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现实世界的魔幻情景  

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现实世界的魔幻情景

朱蓬蓬

令狐补充先生写了一篇《科幻世界的魔幻现实》,对科幻世界杂志的问题作了一些有趣的叙述。原来,该杂志一位不懂业务的社长瞎指挥,引起员工的不满。当社长出国访问的时候,就把请社长辞职的公开信发到了网上,要求公开选举新领导。这就是令狐先生说的《科幻杂志》所玩的魔幻现实。

其实这个故事还并不十分的“魔幻”,在真正的现实生活中,就像我们一般人无法猜测刘谦在“春晚”表演的魔术,到底是怎么回事。

现实生活是真正的魔幻至极的,比如,笔者亲自遇到过一位小领导,众所周知他是候补党员,但他却能介绍别人入党;还有一位小领导明明是1949年才入党的,他却千方百计地想当把党龄提前两年;更有一位小领导,听说中央有文件,如果解放前和地下党有点关系的话,打个私人证明,就可以把退休改为离休……诸如此类,都是现实世界的魔幻情景,旁人是无法过问也不好多说的。

原本,笔者以为这只是个别品质不好的人之不良行为。但近日读到《法制日报》(3月17日)的报道,近年来,从罗彩霞案、吴丽丽案到王亚丽案,档案造假事件频频出现。一位资深工作人员告诉记者,一些干部借工作调动之机更改档案,从工作简历、专业职务,到出生年月日等无所不改,有的甚至伪造录用和任职手续……

在更改方式上,有的是涂改表格,有的是增添新的材料。一个普遍的现象是,个人履历表的年龄越填越小,参加工作的时间越填越早,文化程度越填越高,档案中的鉴定、考核、考察、评语等材料中只讲优点,千人一面……

总之,千奇百怪,一般魔幻都望尘莫及。比如,还在学校读书,已经被列入干部编制领工资了;早就在火葬场烧成灰了还在领养老金……真不知道这档案是怎么管的。

当然,大家都知道,不是和组织部门的人有关系,档案是不大好改的,除非你用特殊的手段。比如,原是演员的蓝萍,当年三对夫妻在杭州结婚的时候,问算命先生,是否能白头到老?答曰:只要XX塔不倒就行;XX塔一倒,你们夫妻就各奔东西。果不其然,后来三对夫妻都离婚了。蓝萍离婚以后,又一次算命前程如何?算命先生说,江上风青,改个名字就大发,当然,弄得不好也……蓝萍听命于前半句,改名为江青,奔延安成为了第一夫人。这不是魔幻,是现实。而且,更为奇异的是,江青唯恐当年的知情人揭她的老底,总要找这些人的麻烦,只有那个姓唐的远走高飞,躲过了一劫。不过,魔幻究竟是神奇的,江青怎么会想到,若干年后,她会被公审而死于非命呢!

时代是要与时俱进的,人当然更要与时俱进,共和国建国60年来,真不知道有多少人对自己的档案进行了魔幻处理,又有多少人从这个魔幻动作中赢得了好处,这是值得各级组织部门彻底清查一下的。

有人预言:不查不知道,一查吓一跳。因为又有人说:不查都是孔繁森,一查变成王宝森。

哦!不,现在大家都知道与时俱进,真正耍魔幻的话,岂止是王宝森?可能还有比老舍先生笔下的《西望长安》,那个造假晋升到林业部副部长更大的角色。

哇!真是“too wonderful”(太奇妙了)了。“too good look”(太好看了)了。

2010年3月27日星期六

 

Magic the real world scenarios

Peng-Peng Zhu

Linghu added an article written by Mr. "science fiction fantasy world, reality" on the Science Fiction World magazine, gave some interesting narrative. It turned out that the magazine do not know a blind president of operations, causing employee dissatisfaction. Overseas visit as president when the president's resignation put please open letter sent to an online request for a public election of a new leadership. This is Mr. Linghu say "sci-fi magazine," magical realism of play.

In fact, this story is also not very "magic" in a true real life, just as we ordinary people can not speculate Lu Chen in the "Spring Festival Evening Show" performing magic, in the end how it was.

 

Real life is a real magic to the extreme of, for example, I personally met a little leadership, we all know he is a candidate of party members, but he was able to introduce others to join the party; there is obviously a little leadership to join the party until 1949, he they want to do everything possible to advance the party standing for two years; even a small lead, I heard that the Central Authorities have the file, if the relationship between liberation and the underground a bit, then playing private shows can be put into a retirement retirement ... ... and so on, are The magic of the real world scenario, a lot of others can not interfere nor say.

Originally, I thought it was just a bad person for individual quality of bad behavior. But recently read, "Legal Daily" (March 17) reports that in recent years, the case from the LUO Cai-xia, WU Li-li WANG Ya-li case to case, the file fraud case frequently arises. A senior staff member told reporters that some cadres of the machine changes through job transfers files from the working resume, professional duties, to the date of birth, etc. do not change nothing, and some even forged hiring and tenure procedures ... ...

 

Changing the way, some altered form, either to add new material. A common phenomenon is that the more the age of personal resumes to fill the smaller fill more time to work sooner, the more fill in the higher education level, the file in the identification, assessment, inspection, reviews and other material in the talk about the advantages of 1000 human side of ... ...

In short, strange, magic in general are far behind. For example, the school also has been included in the preparation of cadres of the salaried; has long been burned in the crematorium ash and still a pensioner ... ... really do not know how this file is a pipe.

Of course, we all know, not with the relationship between the organization department of the people, the file is not good to change, unless you use a special instrument. For example, was originally actor Rampling, when three couples married in Hangzhou, when asked a fortune teller, whether old age to old age? The answer: As long as XX tower would not fall on the line; XX tower is down, you have a young couple pursuing their own course. Sure enough, later three pairs of husband and wife are divorced. Rampling after divorce, another fortune-telling prospects how? Fortune-teller said that Jiang upwind blue, a change of name on the big time, of course, mess it is also ... ... Rampling orders from the first phrase, changed its name to Jiang Qing, Ben Yenan became the First Lady. This is not magical, is a reality. And, more strange is that Jiang Qing, then insiders fear exposing her Laodi always looking for these people's troubles, only that name emigrated Tang, escaped unharmed. However, the Magic what is magic, Jiang Qing, how would have thought a few years later, she will be a public trial and killed it!

Time is to advance with the times, and people certainly have to advance with the times, the republic's founding 60 years ago, I really do not know how many people had their own magic file handling, how many people gain from this fantasy action the benefits, it is worth a thorough inventory of what the organization departments at all levels of the.

Some people predict that: Do not Cha do not know, a check startle. Because once again said: do not check all Kong Fansen, an investigation into Wang Baosen.

Oh! No, now we all know the times, the real magic, then playing more than just that Wang had? There may be more than described by Mr. Lao She's "Review Of", that false promoted to Vice Minister of Ministry of Forestry a greater role.

Wow! Really "too wonderful" (fantastic) has. "Too good look" (good read) the.

March 27, 2010 Saturday

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